What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Chunky Jokes More Chunky Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What do you call a spoiled cow?

Chunky