What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.