How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Southerner Jokes More Southerner Jokes

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!