Southerner Jokes

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

Why does it take southerners so long to do their chores?

Because slavery is illegal.

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls?

Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams