How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the World is Carmen?

San Diego."

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

Congress Jokes More Congress Jokes

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.