How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.