How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

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What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions?

Dreamcatchers

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.