What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans