What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D