Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Good Post Jokes More Good Post Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Hotel Jokes More Hotel Jokes

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."