Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.