How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

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How many have 28 days?

All 12

How many months have 28 days?

All of them