How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.