How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What's better than seeing a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.