What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.