What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.