Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard?

The spacebar!

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Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Java Developer Jokes More Java Developer Jokes

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.