Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar.

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

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Why are blind people bad at programming?

Because they can't C

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

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Why did the Java Developer quit his job?

A: Because he didn't get arrays.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.