Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.