Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

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Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.