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Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

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