Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Socrates
Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works
Their mind
Because they heard he's a web developer
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
You can't top a good pizza joke.