What would gold say if it could talk?

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

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What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.