What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.