What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni