Roasting a chicken.
I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.
Because it ran out of cluck !
Because he cleaned out the vault.
He was a pieromaniac.
Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3