Roasting a chicken.
In Greece.
Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.
Puns
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.