What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.