What is the difference between an epilectic oyster and a whore with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.

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Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Space.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.