June Jokes

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Dismay Jokes More Dismay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

April 2nd Jokes More April 2nd Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.