June Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

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How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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August Jokes More August Jokes

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Nba Jokes More Nba Jokes

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.