What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

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What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!