Why did all the sea monsters refer to the kraken as a whore when he died?

Because he died choking on a bunch of seamen.

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you refer to a necessary bear?

Pandatory. Stupid, I know.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!