Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!