Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music?

Cosettes.

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Where'd he go?

and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators