What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."