Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"

What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!