Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.