Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.