Put them inside a woman's body.
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The Elf and Saftey Executive.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
The Pirates always lose.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
A tard time
He was trying to hold the door
A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Not yet," she replied
hopscotts.
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
Because he had no body to dance with!
The Apostrosea.
Santa would never free an elf.
Leave my presents
One is against the law and the other is sick bird.
He married his cousin.
Billiards and Billiards