A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
We want our land back!!
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
They have a lot of issues
Fission chips.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
