What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Magazine Jokes More Magazine Jokes

Why are women like magazines?

They have a lot of issues

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Survivor Jokes More Survivor Jokes

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.