Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.