Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton