What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

What does a Syrian pirate say?

Allah AkbARRR

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Syrian Refugee Jokes More Syrian Refugee Jokes

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Integration Jokes More Integration Jokes

Why do republicans hate math?

They were never comfortable with integration.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.