Who Loves Debates?

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument."

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.