Who Loves Debates?

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.