What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.