What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

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What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.