What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine