What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ?

His portrait only need one nail

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !