What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.