What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

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What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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No wonder you called the company Microsoft

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name