What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Previous Random Joke Next

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.