Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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They said IT couldn't be done

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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The Logo.

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What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.