Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.