Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What do you call a reckless thief who only steals cooking utensils?

A whisk taker.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....