Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

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Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.