What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.