What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Ax Jokes More Ax Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).