What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Ax Jokes More Ax Jokes

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.