What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..