What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction