Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam