Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

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What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.