What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

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What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

Skywalker Jokes More Skywalker Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)