What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read