What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.