What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.