What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.