What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!