What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.