What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where do people with one leg work?

ihop

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!