What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What are your strengths?

I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

What does a confused student at Hogwarts study?

Which craft

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Hippocampus Jokes More Hippocampus Jokes

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!