Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!
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We are security guards Peter!
Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."
Because Peter denied him three times.
He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
He spent all day on the web.
Because SPY DA MAN!
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
With a razor and their wrist.
They always want to play leap frog with him
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Dolla Grills, Yo
He was trying to hold the door
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
They only have one I.
Comcast
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
