What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.