How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.