What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!