Sum Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

Why is Sigma good at sharing?

Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

Verb Jokes More Verb Jokes

What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

A: "Nobody's perfect!"

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

Black Baby Jokes More Black Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby ?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

300 degrees in the oven.

Grant Jokes More Grant Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Who granted the fish's wish?

Fairy codmother

Dim Jokes More Dim Jokes

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.